The plan would require running a candidate the deceased could really relate to. They had just the guy. . .
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It was then that the Democrat strategists, realizing they had lost the living as a feasible base, decided to target the largest and fastest growing demographic of them all; the dead.
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So they wheeled out old Joe, dusted him off, and plugged him back in. Campaigning a corpse for President was risky, they knew, but it was their last, best shot at resurrecting the party.
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As it turns out, most human dead are democrats and although they find Joe a bit slow they are repelled more by GEOTUS. "Yeah he's pretty dumb," one shambler was heard to say about Biden, "but he's one of us and I really appreciate his corruption."
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A single issue voter had this to say, "As someone with preexisting conditions, I'm quite hopeful about Badacathcare."
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These Biden enthusiasts insisted climate change was the most pressing issue on the ballot this election cycle.
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"Trump is a danger to our democracy." Parroted this suburban voter, citing "Russian influence" as her main concern.
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Here a dead union worker praises Joe as "a regular working stiff who will stand for the working class."
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"He had me at dark winter" said another democrat.
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Here we see a trio of commuters participating in one of Joe's exciting "drive-in" rallies. When asked how they already had their 'I voted' stickers, they replied, "Shut up nazi!"
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Many dead voters voiced concerns over the Wu-flu. "We need a commander in chief who'll get serious about this virus! A 99.9% survival rate is problematic and, frankly, I find it personally offensive."
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"I was lead to believe there would be free brains." Complained one aberration with voters remorse, after being told Joe's plan actually calls for a brain tax of 90%.
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Studies have shown that 9 out of 10 dead democrats prefer to vote by mail. "Very convenient! And they keep sending back these free stickers! I got five!"
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Joe's pro-death message of gloom and economic ruin really hit the mark In Michigan, where the dead turned out in massive hordes to support the end of America.
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As Joe's father used to say, "If you’re not a liberal at 20 you have no heart, if you're not a conservative at 40 you have no brain, and if you're not a democrat at 120 then you ain't dead."
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