I took my 9 month old son with me to vote this morning and he looked at me and said: "Dad, are the socialists coming to get us? Because I particularly enjoy the comfort of capitalism, my toys specifically speaking." Wow.
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people are actually mad lmao
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@bennyjohnson tried to steal your tweet but 1) he doesn't have a son (SAD!) and 2) it wasn't nearly as good
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