I have a huge confession to make that might ruin my life, but I just can't keep it to myself anymore.
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I ate a fly in 2nd grade (on accident...sucker flew right in my mouth) but I’m a good person anyway
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Please report to HR in the morning. Bring your computer and your key fob.
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I've thrown dozens of snowballs at people. I expect the FBI will want to question me on how hard packed they were.
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You lost soul.
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I once put a tack on my teacher's seat. I'll never be president.
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Actually, I did much more and worse than that in school. Under the current political climate, I'd be put away for life if the fullness of my misdeeds was ever made public.
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Calling the Dems.
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I threw a ball of paper at my 3rd grade teacher. I will never be President

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We had spit water fights in grade school
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Did you also cut in line in elementary school? What was your behavior on the school bus? Did you ever yell or throw things? Did you ever display anger at a bad call or play while at a sporting event? Little seemingly insignificant things latter lead to a life of serious crime.
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Word to ya mother!
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I threw eggs at surfers when I was in high school.
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Lock him up.
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I still kick ice cubes under the fridge or sink. So much for that supreme court seat in my future.
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My freshman English teacher’s husband threw a burrito at her in college and they ended up getting married, so...
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Please... No... This is career suicide.
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