me: “awww how old is he?” them: “24 months, almost 25!” me: “no way! I’m 277 months old, almost 278!”
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Says the guy that takes glamour shots of his dog.pic.twitter.com/xK5dE2XI1r
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He is a handsome boy. Jack, not Caleb.
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I think it’s because all the clothes for babies and toddlers are labeled in months all the way til 24 months. 12 months. 18 months. 24 months. Also, pediatrician appointments are scheduled that way too.
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I'm 425 months old.
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precocious little scamp, ain't I?
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I've never liked people challenging my math skills, when I ask them how old their child is.
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Once you have kids and see how 34 months is like 2 seconds then you’ll see why saying 2 years is not conveying the truth
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Instead of telling people my kid was three, I liked to tell them he was halfway through his terrible twos. Because that crap lasted *forever*.
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To be taken seriously, if your age comes up in conversation, always add “and a half” to the end.
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Me: your jokes are so original


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My mom tells people I’m 490 months old.
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