How to properly make a New York bagel: 1. Buy a plain bagel in NY 2. Get on a plane to Texas 3. Throw said bagel in the trash 4. Get some BBQ
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Replying to @jason_howerton
i hope your terrible takes don’t carry over with genetics into your son
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Replying to @CalebJHull
im sorry your version of food is literally round shaped bread
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Replying to @jason_howerton @CalebJHull
Bread in any form is the greatest food in the world, sorry your food of choice all comes in the shape of plops
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Replying to @jason_howerton @KateHydeNY
i’ll knock you out with a bagel
1:01 PM - 10 Sep 2018
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