Should have called. I have lock picks and bump keys for every occasion. I’ve saved tons of people lots of money since I’ll do it for a beer.
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Breaking into your own apartment to own the libs
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I had my dog lock me out before
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And Trump is retweeting you? I guess that just about says it all.
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Never hid a spare key for yourself?
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Better than yours
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Lol!! I've done that before myself...
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..Good luck!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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You get a retweet by the President of the United States and now you’re Ethan Hunt.. lol.pic.twitter.com/DLyUPtAbq8
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So wonder your neighbors didn't call the police and have you arrested.
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I hope you didn’t have to break the window. They are expensive to fix. Thank God my brother was able to do it.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Better than yours
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Consider yourself lucky, if you were black your neighbor would've reported you and you would've been shot, that's Trump's America.
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