SATIRE WARNING 
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This is why satire needs to be labeled -- anything is possible these days.
@notbabylonbee proves this regularly.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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A trillion is just big because it has 2 jobs.
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I have $1,000,000,000,000... I only have a dollar to my name
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Love that you posted this at "4:20"
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What kind of math are they teaching at these liberal colleges. If you think about it that way, we are not really in debt.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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