How is one supposed to drink a Thick blended drink like a Frappuccino without a straw?
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thicc* blended drink
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Stop trying to use logic in the 21st Century.
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I seriously just eye-rolled myself into a new dimension ..
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How much crazier can it get

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And throw in some tasty chemical flavoring while you're at it. Beyond. Ridiculous.
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Wow. So it wasn't about the plastic after all. I'm shocked.
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What would it be about then?
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Introducing a new product you have to buy now vs what was once free. Always Be Marketing.
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You can still request an old plastic straw and get one for free. Those are flavored straws, which are obviously not the old plastic ones.
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Exactly. Now the consumer can feel like they are making a difference by spending money on the flavored one. Makes them feel good. That's the point. Doesn't save any plastic from the ocean but great for the PR and feelz
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Huh? These straws have candy crystals all over the bottom half. They are an entirely different product. They’re also made of paper. Plastic wrapping is much more recyclable than a hard plastic straw. I’m confused on what you’re arguing about.
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It was never about the straws. It was about PR and marketing.
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PR and marketing and now Starbucks has reduced the amount of plastic in the ocean in the future and reduced the instances of animals dying to straws. Nobody in the public is hurt by this. Why are you treating this as a negative?
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What's better than the PR from "doing something for the environment"? Charging other people for it.
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Is it me or is that way too much wrapper for a single straw?
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You just can't make this shit up.
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Lolol, wrapped in plastic. Is that a joke?
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