Owning this semi-automatic straw dispenser has more penalties than knowingly giving someone AIDS in Californiapic.twitter.com/oFciLZXOkh
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You're living on the edge man!
You dip that into a Big Gulp and it's a mandatory 10 year sentence.
When you see this on your TL, how can you not just love Twitter! I swear! 
Love is a little strong considering they want me GONE...but it does make the good outweigh the bad! 
That's right!
That modification allows the dreaded AR15 to suck up unlimited bullets to destroy life as we know it! 



Genius!! The old Chain-Straw Bayonet!!
Man that’s good. 
Swapping my bayonet for a straw immediately! California clearly knows which is more dangerous.
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