I'm stocking up on straws just like I secretly buy real light bulbs. Lefties never saw a problem they couldn't make worse
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That's what I'm talking about!
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I'm going to plant straws on all of my enemies.
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Haha! Had a paper straw for the first time last week and entire drink and meal had the taste of an empty milk carton lol.
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They’ll have to pry my plastic straws from my cold, dead hands
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Same. About to stock up on them from Dollar General lol
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"Man arrested for dispersing dangerous straws to ppl at local restaurant."
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Whoops. No straws on this bus.
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There needs to be sanctuary states and cities for straws, even straws have a "spark of divinity".
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They also end in the ocean, take thousands of years to degrade and end up in the stomachs of animals
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