More puppy pics, less of this
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This is what we call Wrong Think and I know - just as many others know - that you’re incorrect.
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Em dashes should be safe, legal, and rare. They are rampantly overused in place of commas, which are almost always better suited to the task.
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You can have my em dashes when you pry them from my cold, dead hands.
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Don;t tempt Caleb.
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Don't tell me--you're one of those people who sprinkles ellipses through their writing like salt on french fries.
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Why—and I say this in the strongest terms possible—must—no relation to mustard, surprisingly—you—and I mean you specifically, in case that wasn't clear—be—the verb, not the country code for Belgium—so—turns out so is a Japanese dairy product, who knew
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Huge fan of the em dash. Not big on the Oxford comma. Wanna arm wrestle?
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Wow. Your grasp of the English language is staggering.
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Don’t be a-hatin’ the em dash — because being a hater sucks.
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You should delete your account—and soon.
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Apparently you also hate capital letters and periods.
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Wait a minute—I disagree.
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Hereby sentenced to hard labour reading Tristram Shandy with historically accurate punctuation.
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