That was definitely a wet one
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Choo choo motherfuckers.
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"Damn it feels good to be a gangsta"
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“How should I own the libs today?”
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"I have to grab my knee or fold my arms or cross my hands to stop these f*cking hand tremors. Leave me alone."
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You have 3 more days to live out of your fake account.
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Teresa, fetch me a diet coke .
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Dad mode initiated
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Finally got that cigar smoking, numbskull, Winston Churchill, out of MY chair.
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Boss.
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I smell popcorn..(did someone just fart?)
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“Nice Rug” (the one under his foot)
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"Is this how you royals sit?"
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