Pathological liars are generally weird individuals...
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Nervous breakdown.
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That’s a good assessment of it.
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~ cuz he wants you to believe he has america’s best interests at heart… and it doesn’t come naturally.
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He is the Dwight Schrute of the FBI
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It’d look much better if you were in an orange jumpsuit and leg irons, you POS!!!!
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Because he has cut a deal and now he just has to play his part.
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Twitter needs more characters to answer that one.
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He’s Kevin Costner in dances with wolves and field of dreams, combined.
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I’m sure he’s going to announce a sex change within 6 months. In about 2 years he’ll be riding a roller coaster with a chimpanzee at neverland ranch.
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Remember where you heard it first!
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Really though. I mean who hasn’t heard of a slim fit t-shirt. If you’re shooting a picture out to almost 1 million followers, at least go for a more flattering outfit!
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I'm pretty sure he was dropped on his head. Several times. At least that's my theory
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He's just enjoying simple things in life, he deserves it and I fully understand why he could be on the "zen" mood!
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