How are we gonna do that with no power???!!??
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Hey geniuses how about fix our aging infrastructure so we don’t have these ANNUAL issues? They keep happening and no one seems to want to fix the problem that happens every year. Oh I forgot: we have NO MONEY in spite of being taxed to death.
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I just checked on my neighbors. They died because their thermostat was set over 78 degrees. Then my other neighbors shot at me because they thought I was an intruder. They apologized saying that my face mask made me look sinister.
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We can put a man on the moon, but we're not allowed to use the a/c for one week a year.
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Done Done and Done!
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Take a hike Gavin.
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Wait, check on neighbors? I thought we weren’t to associate with people outside of our household?
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