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@Cake_Tease

My tweets are small I know but they're not yours they are my own. My friends call me Jess. Currently , formerly . she/her

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    1 Nov 2018

    I wrote a Medium post on the importance of distraction and a project that I'm doing for the month of November. Take a look! (Now with updated header.)

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  2. 16 hours ago

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  3. May 21

    Sleepy snarl

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  4. Retweeted
    May 19

    Daft Punk's latest quarantine hit

    slower sadder less productive
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  5. Retweeted
    May 18

    Oh my god. Attn: ‘90s kids.

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  6. Retweeted
    May 18

    In retrospect, maybe the people crying on election night weren't "fragile snowflakes" but "people who rightly predicted incompetent leadership would end in unnecessary death.”

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  7. May 19

    This is so true it hurts

    The rest of the world is watching America like America watched Tiger King.
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  8. May 18

    Fellow white women: this shit is not ok. Stop being racist assholes i mean jeeeeeeezus.

    Fucking Republicans.
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  9. Retweeted
    May 17

    The 👏🏻 pandemic 👏🏻 isn’t 👏🏻 over 👏🏻 just 👏🏻 because 👏🏻 you’re 👏🏻 bored 👏🏻

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  10. Retweeted
    May 17

    The Matrix was created by Lana & Lilly Wachowski, two trans women Vaporwave was created by Vektroid, a trans woman The score for A Clockwork Orange, The Shining, & Tron were composed by Wendy Carlos, a trans woman Much that men think belong to them were actually created by us

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  11. Retweeted
    May 18

    “The demographics” is the tell

    “I think you have to live life,” said Jeff Lampel, taking a sip of beer. “When you start seeing where the cases are coming from and the demographics — I’m not worried,” agreed his friend Scott Friedel.
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  12. Retweeted
    May 16

    your summer body is the one that quarantined to flatten the curve, the one that fed a community, the one on the frontline, the one suddenly homeschooling, the one trying to make ends meet, the one that survived covid. your current body is worthy of sunshine. your body is good.

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  13. Retweeted
    May 17
    Replying to

    Fuck both of you

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  14. Retweeted
    May 16

    Breonna Taylor was shot and killed by police. Say her name.

    A black EMT worker was shot and killed as she slept in her home after police officers “blindly fired” after executing a search warrant at the wrong home in Louisville, Kentucky, a lawsuit says.
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  15. Retweeted
    May 16

    I keep seeing essays about “how to build the perfect body” but not one *single* essay about how building a body is an act of monumental hubris that will backfire tragically when it comes to life and escapes from the lab, swearing vengeance on you, its creator.

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    May 15

    They chased a man down and murdered him. They did so on video. A video their friend recorded and released. There is no rush here.

    Attorneys for Gregory and Travis McMichael, the father and son charged with murdering Ahmaud Arbery, say their clients have been vilified: "We implore all of you ... don't rush to judgment"
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  17. Retweeted
    May 14

    Mentally replacing, "just to play devil's advocate" with "this conversation is a game to me" will save you a lot of emotional energy.

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  18. Retweeted
    May 14

    Just learned about the existence of DRACULA PARROTS

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    May 12
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    Somebody said Elon Musk is SPACE KAREN and I died.

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  20. Retweeted
    May 13

    Okay. With reports that Trump is pressuring the CDC to change their death count from the pandemic, we need to talk about the alternate reality Trump lives in, Norman Vincent Peale, and the perversion of Christianity that has destroyed our country. 1/

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  21. May 12

    Update, I bought a beret.

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