Caitlin Michelle

@Caitlinness

Schoolteacher. Writer. Cosplayer. Blogger. Book nerd. Cyborg. Taking on the world single-handedly.

NYC Area
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Joined May 2009
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Jul 3

    Cute guy: "Sup? I'm just laying in my bed." Me: "You're lying." Guy: "Why would I lie?" Me: "No, I'm correcting your grammar."

    16 retweets 53 likes
  2. Nov 25

    Thank you for this! I will now link to this tweet every time I get this comment (which is more often than I care to admit)

    Apparently a "'bionic handjobs' sound like an AWFUL idea" vid is needed so I can link it everytime it's commented on my pics
    7 likes
  3. Nov 25

    Did just follow me?? Is this real life?????

    2 likes
  4. Nov 22

    he's basically just sizing you up to see if he might want to make babies and buy matching bifocals with you someday

    7 likes
  5. Nov 22

    Don't ever judge someone's past. I myself once attended the midnight release party for the 4th Twilight book

    7 likes
  6. Nov 20

    I don't even want to try to tally up the number of times this weekend I've had to say, "No, I'm not drunk. It's just my personality."

    7 likes
  7. Nov 20

    Thanks for including me in this, Ivy! It was incredible meeting you!

    Day 1 of rocked! I absolutely loved the diversity displayed in…
    11 likes
  8. Nov 20

    Thank you for sharing!

    Always awesome to see our friend speaking up for limb difference acceptance! via
    5 likes
  9. Nov 19

    When creator uses Deadpool's hand to touch Deadpool's chimichangas...

    3 retweets 23 likes
  10. Nov 17

    "When you talk normally, you sound like a woman. But when you're mad, you sound like a 5-year-old girl." - one of my students

    8 likes
  11. Nov 16

    Honestly I'm p okay w general internet opinion of me: geeky disaster human who is ~3% robot w too many feelings for her own good.

    2 retweets 47 likes
  12. Nov 16

    Just when I start to think I have my life together, the polish on one of my perfectly manicured nails chips and I'm sad again.

    2 likes
  13. Nov 15

    with a sporty guy, make sure you know that Odell Beckham Jr. is not David Beckham's son

    1 retweet 11 likes
  14. Nov 15

    with a sporty guy, make sure you know the correct pronunciation of basketball's "Celtics"

    9 likes
  15. Nov 14

    I'm at my most inspired and creative when I have 168 other things I should be doing but am avoiding.

    1 retweet 7 likes
  16. Nov 14

    "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Me at 4: "A mermaid." Me at 14: "A movie star." Me at 24: "Emotionally stable."

    2 retweets 13 likes
  17. Nov 14

    I now enjoy the little things I used to complain about when I was a kid.

    2 retweets 15 likes
  18. Nov 14

    Me: "...And THAT is why we read Shakespeare." Guy: "Do all your Tinder chats start out like this?"

    9 likes
  19. Nov 13

    When someone literally lends you a hand...

    10 likes
  20. Nov 13

    Re-downloaded Tinder because I was bored Guy tells me he just got out of prison and wants my hand in marriage Bye again, Tinder

    1 retweet 14 likes
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