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What happens if you use the wrong

bottle shape for your body type? Will the soap not fit me? Can I die?

6:52 PM · May 8, 2017

Sabrina (Ellen Mint)

@introvertedwife

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Your bones melt and you turn into a giant puddle of skin.

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All I know is I don't need my shampoo to hate its body too

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It's just a mild electrical shock…nothing to worry about unless you happen to be standing in any water.

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😂😂😂

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But it makes you suave!

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@AugustusLeopol

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You won't be able to buy the other bottles, & cashiers will enforce this rule. Skinny women can't be seen w/ fat bottles!

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Yes. And am I the only thinking the round one would sell out, leaving us curvy ladies trying to choose between the least-worst other 2?

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You will be destined to a life time of scaley, itchy skin; you will become an aligator.

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"It rubs the right soap on its skin, or it gets the BODY-SHAME again!"

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