Caissie St.OngeOvjeren akaunt

@Caissie

TV Jokes! FORMER Letterman/Rosie/BWE w/@pftompkins/Watch What Happens Live! w/ Cohen NOW: Busy Tonight! YA novelist, author 's girl.

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Vrijeme pridruživanja: studeni 2008.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet

    Sometimes I talk about my pain to hide the jokes that I am feeling inside.

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  2. Twitter just promoted their own tweet into my TL of a golf broadcast that ended 17 hours ago. This may be a hellsite, but if this is how the marketing is going we may be released from its bonds one day. 😂

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    Kenya was so plagued by disinformation campaigns that they had to have an electoral do-over; Kenyatta was accused of election manipulation using Cambridge Analytica data. Turnout was then so depressed in the do-over that Kenyatta won without much pushback.

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  5. LONG LIVE MURDER CAKE!!! (I will try to figure out how to get a GIF for you.)

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  6. I’m personally agnostic, but today is one of those days that makes me hope there is a God! Because I like to imagine him asking them all why they lied about believing in him for political purposes & just as they breathe in to try to answer, he hits the button on the trap door.

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  7. Today we learned that Romney is more faithful to/afraid of God than he is Trump. He also kinda revealed he’s the only R who actually believes in God, y’know? B/c if any of them truly believed they had a higher power to answer to, they’d have laid the groundwork today like Mitt.

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    Turn up the heat, it’s freezing! You can thank Alice Parker for that invention. She designed a gas heating furnace, which led to the modern version of central heating. Her design negated the need to stock and burn wood, creating a way to heat the entire home.

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  9. Ok, I’m being an unfun scold, so I’m gonna log off of Twitter & do some productive shit for the good of all humankind*! *Laundry/making calls/being nice to babies in my neighborhood

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  10. Doesn’t threatening not to vote or vowing to vote for Trump if your candidate doesn’t get the nomination...put you to the right of so-called Centrists? Not trying to poke the bear, I just know a lot of you adore labels & I wanna help you make sure you’re wearing the right one. 💜

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    Trayvon Martin should have turned 25 years old today.

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  12. 5. velj
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  13. 5. velj

    Guys, please stop feeling like you simply must make a joke, SOME JOKE, about everything your eyes see. I know you want people to pay attention to you, but when they do & it’s to tell you your joke barely made sense & was kinda annoying, being a condescending dick isn’t it. 💜

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  14. 5. velj

    I love you all, but I wanna see your bloody door knocking knuckles & your calloused dialing fingers or else I’m gonna *start* to take your constant outrage against anyone who doesn’t live up to your precise standards with a grain of salt.

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    The funniest/saddest part is I’m pretty sure everyone who’s an armchair Constitutional expert on all Pelosi should’ve done sooner/later/faster/slower/softer/harder has also never done shit to help elect anyone they *do* like except type zingy zingies on Twitter. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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  16. 5. velj

    I can’t wait until all of you are Speaker of the House with an insane dictator President. You’ll do *way* better.

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    A great use of your next hour: Double-check your voter registration and ask two friends to do the same.

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    4. velj

    Sanitary pads were developed by a Black woman named Mary Beatrice Davidson Kenner of Monroe, NC. The first company that showed interest rejected it because of racial discrimination. It was later accepted in 1956, 30 years later. Mary received five patents.

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  20. 4. velj

    He played all the instruments & recorded all the vocals. He was just 19. It gets me every time. 💜

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    4. velj

    My new swim collection is here! I designed and modeled the suits and co-creative directed the shoot 🙌🏽 sizes 10-26 up to H cup!!!! In loving memory of Mama Cax ❤️ shop here:

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