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    CadWMC‏ @CadWMC 29 Jun 2020

    Current Premier league managers rated as yer step dad A thread:

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      2. CadWMC‏ @CadWMC 29 Jun 2020

        Arsenal - Mikel Arteta Pros: Has a decent size house that smells nice and keeps out of your way. Buys the family a sky sports package and a dominoes his first weekend in the gaff Cons: makes your actual dad look bad Full wardrobe is from the littlewoods catalogue 7/10pic.twitter.com/kMudawRNgr

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      3. CadWMC‏ @CadWMC 29 Jun 2020

        Aston Villa - Dean Smith Pros: Decent car and will give you lifts to school/college/work etc. (But will make you feel bad for asking too) Cons Likely to be one of your dads best mates who's betrayed him and have dick head kids who are now your defacto family 5/10pic.twitter.com/1GrIJ4Sn6F

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      4. CadWMC‏ @CadWMC 29 Jun 2020

        Bournemouth - Eddie Howe Pros: Wouldn't have the bollocks to shout at you and has decent chat. Is fair with sharing the telly Cons: Passive Aggressive and asks yer maw to ask you to do stuff for him. Likely to try too hard. Insists on everyone sitting together to eatpic.twitter.com/6mmfIxEY9b

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      5. CadWMC‏ @CadWMC 29 Jun 2020

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      6. CadWMC‏ @CadWMC 29 Jun 2020

        Brighton - Graham Potter Pros: Decent level of banter without trying too hard, makes yer ma laugh and is fair around the house. Cons: Exclusively wears sketchers and outdoor gear on the weekends Makes your family spend weekends doing shite hikes in the cairngorms (7.5/10)pic.twitter.com/EjPnme5EuQ

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      7. CadWMC‏ @CadWMC 29 Jun 2020

        Burnely - Sean Dyche Cons: Tries to assert his dominance in the house and goes mental over the smallest thing Has 0 banter and dominates the telly remote (let's you know he's the one paying for sky) Pros: Not averse to getting a takeaway in on the weekend (4/10)pic.twitter.com/JxBhdnMAip

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      8. CadWMC‏ @CadWMC 29 Jun 2020

        Chelsea - Frank Lampard Cons: Tries to act cool and offers to let you wear his clothes. Got young kids of his own who live with you on weekends. Definition of all the gear and no idea. Pros: Decent Gaff, Car and chat. Moderate with in house disputes. Decent at FIFA (8/10)pic.twitter.com/TfGapl9h7F

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      9. CadWMC‏ @CadWMC 29 Jun 2020

        Crystal Palace - Roy Hodgson Cons: Bit too old for yer ma in your opinion. Big house that smells weird. Weirdly militant about watching The One Show. Pros: Decent guy around the house, nips you anywhere you like in "the jag", decent clobber for an older bloke (6/10)pic.twitter.com/39zNjpw4CO

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      10. CadWMC‏ @CadWMC 29 Jun 2020

        Everton - Ancelotti Cons: definitely too old for yer maw and a bit of a temper. Always shouts at you in Italian. Absolute banter vacuum. Shit car for someone with his money. Pros: Not arsed about the telly cos he spends most of his time reading the paper. 4.5/10pic.twitter.com/OmSNzIMALz

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      11. CadWMC‏ @CadWMC 29 Jun 2020

        Leicester - Brendan Rodgers Cons: Awful taste in music, films, food & telly. Weirdly confrontational about small stuff. cuts about in those tinted sunglasses that only middle aged men wear (you know the ones). No banter & thinks he's hilarious Pros: No kids of his own. (3/10)pic.twitter.com/FlAqruGibU

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      12. CadWMC‏ @CadWMC 29 Jun 2020

        Liverpool - Jurgen Klopp Cons: will absolutely smash the crisps, especially your favourite flavours. Decent Banter, but gives it you infront of your mates. Pros: Sky sports, takeaways and PS5 secured. decent at sharing the telly. Let's you put your tunes on in the car. 8.5/10pic.twitter.com/5lKbKomyas

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      13. CadWMC‏ @CadWMC 29 Jun 2020

        Man City - Pep Guardiola Cons: Really protective over his gear So much as smell his aftershave without his permission & he's banging on your bedroom door fuming. Pros: Top level of banter but knows when to leave it. sorts out class family holidays. Not stingy with lifts 8.5/10pic.twitter.com/JUDsl96uRc

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      14. CadWMC‏ @CadWMC 29 Jun 2020

        Man Utd - OGS Cons: The type of bloke who you just laugh at when he's mad but that also just makes you feel sorry for him. You can't understand what yer ma sees in the guy at all. Pros: Generally an okay bloke, doesn't get mad too often, decent taste in music & clothes 6/10pic.twitter.com/2ynKzVkbgT

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      15. CadWMC‏ @CadWMC 29 Jun 2020

        Newcastle UTD - Steve Bruce Cons: A little bit on the older side, & a bit of a disciplinarian around the gaff but consistent with this & generally fair. Pros: top level of banter for an old bloke & loves a chippy tea. Happy to share a few cans with you too on the weekend 9/10pic.twitter.com/RDOG91bPqt

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      16. CadWMC‏ @CadWMC 29 Jun 2020

        Nowrich - Farke This guy screams dickhead step dad Cons: isn't into football, only watches skiing & snowboarding on eurosport. Exclusively drinks red wine so never has any cans in to share Pros: massively expands your snack horizons with a fine selection of deli meats. 4/10pic.twitter.com/GhpojlRkJI

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      17. CadWMC‏ @CadWMC 29 Jun 2020

        Sheff Utd - Chris Wilder Cons - Packs the fridge out with honking food like crab sticks, spam & half eaten tins of beans Pros - consistently good birthday/Christmas presents, gets you cheap driving lessons too cos his best mate from down the pub is an instructor 7/10pic.twitter.com/GUDApRaQPs

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      18. CadWMC‏ @CadWMC 29 Jun 2020

        Sthampton - Ralphie H Cons: favourite films are the Bourne supremacy, The Bourne Ultimatum, & Jason Bourne. Pros: decent around the gaff, dece car and dece banter. He's set apart by a steady vinyl collection & a mate who regularly gets hold of special edition trainers 8.5/10pic.twitter.com/D4nhY5l6R4

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      19. CadWMC‏ @CadWMC 29 Jun 2020

        Spurs - Mourinho Cons: blames anything that goes wrong in the house on someone else, if he farts he blames it on the dog Pros: Smashes the big occasions, elite tier banter at weddings, family do's etc. has everyone in stitches. Makes you feel at ease. Decent dancer too. 6/10pic.twitter.com/tLEjGZT4Ba

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      20. CadWMC‏ @CadWMC 29 Jun 2020

        Watford - Pearson Cons: Shocking temper, come to blows a few times over the telly remote and last sausage roll. Absolute fascist when it comes to the car radio and only listens to radio 4. Pros: literally none, you're going to stop at your dads for a bit, see how it goes 3/10pic.twitter.com/9srfmBf0wk

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      21. CadWMC‏ @CadWMC 29 Jun 2020

        West Ham United - Moyes Cons: "listen, I know I'll never replace yer da & I know all about replacing people, but a was hoping we could be mates, for yer maw's sake..." Pros: steady performer in snack, car, house manner and holliday departments just a bit "meh" 5/10pic.twitter.com/7OjjTog1b0

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      22. CadWMC‏ @CadWMC 29 Jun 2020

        Wolves - N.E.S Cons: orders takeaway but it has to be "interesting cuisine" sushi, a little Ethiopian dish, anything with the word "fusion" in it Pros: Good laugh in the house & got a banging time share in the algarve you'll get to use on your own when you're old enough 7/10pic.twitter.com/3jQDPxjnVg

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      23. CadWMC‏ @CadWMC 29 Jun 2020

        That's it lads, happy to do any special requests, If you enjoyed this thread it's your dury to RT or suffer Pearson as your step da. You also might enjoy my twitch channel where I churn out the same mediocre comedyhttp://Twitch.tv/caddys_wmc 

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      24. CadWMC‏ @CadWMC 30 Jun 2020

        Special request via @McmanusPedalo Tony Pulis (n/a) Cons: has to be 15 mins early wherever he goes & now so do you The sound of his trackies rubbing together haunts your family 24/7. Always worried he will fight you naked Pros: loves a taybarns / Harvester on sundays (4/10)pic.twitter.com/Tu8Rm6O3f9

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      25. CadWMC‏ @CadWMC 30 Jun 2020

        Calls for the championship to be added... From @LeedsLion and @MattyhHeaton ...pic.twitter.com/1v3zSyTLHy

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      26. CadWMC‏ @CadWMC 30 Jun 2020

        We Movepic.twitter.com/r4vcf9GDdm

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      27. CadWMC‏ @CadWMC 30 Jun 2020

        My beloved Barnsley FC - Struber Cons: Has a tendency to shite with the bathroom door open. Has 3 CD's in the car all called something like "99 anthems for dads" Pros: not a bad dresser for a bald geezer and absolutely transforms the garden after a trip to BnQ with mum 7/10pic.twitter.com/nN5tqPOWPX

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      28. CadWMC‏ @CadWMC 30 Jun 2020

        Birmingham - Pep Clotet Cons: Good looking bastard who puts yer da to shame. Constantly talks about "the spice of life". Says his mum is "tu abuela" now Pros: Has a cracking taste in snap and cooks a mean spag bol himself. Takes your mum out dancing, which is nice. 8/10pic.twitter.com/D2RO1kOH4K

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      29. CadWMC‏ @CadWMC 30 Jun 2020

        Blackburn - Mowbray Cons: Toxic masculinity shows whenever you make toast. "That's just warm bread !" he screams has he eats an absolutely crucified bit of what used to be warburtons Pros: Doesnt mind taking you down the pub on the odd super Sunday. Sneaks you a pint too 6.5/10pic.twitter.com/czpV06O1S5

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      30. CadWMC‏ @CadWMC 30 Jun 2020

        Brentford - Thomas Frank Cons: One of these "Arty" types who's house is full of paintings of tits. "There's nothing wrong with the female form" he says, looking at your mum Pros: Takes your mum away for full weekends at a time leaving you to have some steady house parties 5/10pic.twitter.com/n5D4tyc8Rh

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      31. CadWMC‏ @CadWMC 30 Jun 2020

        Bristol City - Lee Johnson Cons: Its all "Pub lunches and playstations" at the start but once he's got his feet under the table it's a nightmare. Makes you cut the grass for your "pocket money". Pros: He's really short and you absolutely batter him for it. 4/10pic.twitter.com/tBSFuoZ6ZR

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