c. danger

@C_Danger

There may be some accidents along the path to self-expression and self-determination

Joined April 2009
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  1. Retweeted
    29 Sep 2016

    I wonder if babies know that we are more terrified of them than they are of us

    10 replies 695 retweets 1,240 likes
  2. Retweeted
    30 Sep 2016

    Yaaaaaaaaayyyyy

    uh-oh
    1 reply 4 retweets 20 likes
  3. Retweeted
    18 Sep 2016

    Don't you dare rev your motorcycle at me, I'll follow you on foot, I'll take out my flute and play as I run, and then I will give up and sit

    3 replies 84 retweets 336 likes
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    15 Sep 2016

    [at checkout counter] EMPLOYEE: Looks like you're gonna setup an excellent Halloween display ME: What's Halloween?

    4 replies 117 retweets 479 likes
  5. Retweeted
    17 Sep 2016

    Man, this IKEA has got ALL the classics.

    254 replies 12,820 retweets 28,982 likes
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    16 Sep 2016

    Kids can smell the games on your phone

    122 replies 28,147 retweets 42,873 likes
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    17 Sep 2016

    In my opinion, you can't really get the full experience of an escalator unless you put your hands in the air and scream all the way up

    4 replies 144 retweets 628 likes
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    18 Sep 2016

    *opens stove pot & scoops out t-shirt* HER: wait…if this is here then- [cut to me at stadium, firing cooked spaghetti from t-shirt cannon]

    3 replies 120 retweets 291 likes
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    18 Sep 2016

    After intense soul searching I declare "Classic. Classic triscuits are my favorite flavor." The online survey timed out months ago.

    2 replies 103 retweets 554 likes
  10. Retweeted
    17 Sep 2016

    This may be the Harvest Moon talking, but I love you & we should go to the shadowy harvesting facility down in the abandoned mines right now

    4 replies 43 retweets 186 likes
  11. Retweeted
    14 Sep 2016

    Greet each day with a smile. An ominous smile. A knowing smile. Smile at the day until the sun returns to its horizon, scared and tired.

    13 replies 4,033 retweets 5,348 likes
  12. Retweeted
    14 Sep 2016

    *sees gigamtic asteroid hurtling relentlessly towards the earth* this is fine

    14 replies 609 retweets 2,133 likes
  13. Retweeted
    14 Sep 2016

    [invention of mirrors] emperor: put the lake on my wall

    7 replies 180 retweets 506 likes
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    14 Sep 2016

    probably my favorite pokemon

    8 replies 38 retweets 183 likes
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    14 Sep 2016

    I'm spiraling into control

    4 replies 33 retweets 130 likes
  16. Retweeted
    11 Sep 2016

    at the edge of the dark dark wood I blow on the clown whistle, and though the pitch is silent to our ears, they gather almost immediately

    3 replies 40 retweets 158 likes
  17. Retweeted
    11 Sep 2016

    Thought I'd share an amazing recipe with u guys. What u need: -Tostitos -shredded cheese -just a pinch of microwave

    61 replies 861 retweets 2,965 likes
  18. Retweeted
    24 Aug 2016

    adulthood is realizing nobody has it together, entire countries are winging it, evrey perfect thing is just broken w/ a piece of tape on it

    43 replies 3,480 retweets 7,365 likes
  19. Retweeted
    23 Aug 2016

    Always bring 2 bags when u travel: one filled w/the magic crystals u already own and one empty for the magic crystals u are going to acquire

    5 replies 228 retweets 689 likes
  20. Retweeted
    23 Aug 2016

    "dad, a swing broke on the playground at school" so would you say it's 'off the chain'? "ok I'm just going to stop telling you things"

    5 replies 228 retweets 509 likes

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