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Life is full of choices. Storyteller. . 📧: contactlandonrivera@gmail.com he/him 🐝 Landon Rivera

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    1. landon‏ @CORNYASSBITCH 23 Jun 2019

      Click here for going over speech

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      landon‏ @CORNYASSBITCH 23 Jun 2019

      Beyoncé has to use the bathroom and fires you for thinking she uses red toilet paper.pic.twitter.com/Cs5akFUpMy

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      • Khetho Hlophe Baldhead Scallywag 🧜🏽‍♀️ 𝟒𝟒𝟒333🍀 andrea noha danielle :)) AudioVibeCurator KOTUS
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        1. Bushido Brown‏ @General_issimo 23 Jun 2019
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          Loooooooooooool

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        1. Sɑϻвɑ™  👸🏾 🇰🇪 🇨🇦  🙏🏾 ✊🏾‏ @iiSamba 23 Jun 2019
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          Me coming to terms with the fact that I can never actually make it through a day without being fired by Beyoncé. Threadpic.twitter.com/2H952j1hwJ

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        2. Sɑϻвɑ™  👸🏾 🇰🇪 🇨🇦  🙏🏾 ✊🏾‏ @iiSamba 23 Jun 2019
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          Finally acceptancepic.twitter.com/dbsSQToCV9

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        1. Fernanda Martínez P‏ @MafaMP_ 23 Jun 2019
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          I keep getting fired. This is no good for my morale :(

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        1. Julia‏ @piyopyio 23 Jun 2019
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          This is great! 🤣

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        1.  🔮Shaundrie 🔮‏ @Shaundrie 23 Jun 2019
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          Damn @beyonce I got fired like 8 times. I’m a Virgo...I was SURE I had this 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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        1. Potentperson‏ @potentperson 23 Jun 2019
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          Fuck!

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        1. Alexis‏ @SolarSanteria 23 Jun 2019
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          But I changed the toilet paper ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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        1. Alexis‏ @SolarSanteria 23 Jun 2019
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          This must've taken forever to make tho, that was fun 😊

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        1. J|B|F you R my favorite mistake‏ @joulestJoule 23 Jun 2019
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          .. the mountain i died on.

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