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1. Trenelle‏ @TrenelleDoyle 22 Jun 2019
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  Boo so either way we’re fired
  
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1. talldknluvly‏ @talldknluvly 23 Jun 2019
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  Welp...let's see if Ms.Obama is hiring... lolpic.twitter.com/xeNqKDw4Nr
  
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1. INSERT GENERIC NAME HERE⁷‏ @LilMissT9 23 Jun 2019
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  pic.twitter.com/78sRydPKpX
  
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1. Jette Kills Monsters ‏ @JettimusMaximus 23 Jun 2019
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  I pull a 90's-movie rescue mission and save her, destroying a large portion of the city in the process.
  
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1. JimiDragon "the Shadow"‏ @jimidragon 23 Jun 2019
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  Epilogue: You put on your resumé “I got Beyoncé kidnapped.” Several other rival female vocalists send you checks and a few hire you.
  
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1. Jerry Baklycki‏ @JerryBaklycki 23 Jun 2019
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  Success
  
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1. T E R O ‏ @TEROKEK 23 Jun 2019
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  pic.twitter.com/a0f3cpXajg
  
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1. ali‏ @fentymanagement 23 Jun 2019
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  i’ve been fired 5 timespic.twitter.com/QI2mvif4d2
  
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1. Black Lives Matter‏ @_MxKels 23 Jun 2019
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  @fairlysociaI This is where I lost my soul left my body bc I laughed so hard.
  
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1. Ahegaolian Dialectics‏ @Psychills 23 Jun 2019
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  sDamn, sorry Queen B. I have failed you.pic.twitter.com/0GqyZpFCJp
  
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