Jason

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  1. Retweeted
    18 Nov 2016

    I hope Mike Pence is shown a little bit more respect tomorrow night while he passes out gay conversion brochures at Rent

    81 replies 3,320 retweets 10,012 likes
  2. 13 Nov 2016

    Without "fat girls" Trump wouldn't be president.

    Without fat girls, there would be no protests.
  3. Retweeted
    8 Nov 2016

    That's what this election is about: who we are as a people & what kind of country we want to build for our kids. Let's make history today.

    204 replies 1,373 retweets 4,734 likes
  4. 7 Nov 2016

    This is what we need more of. Civil disagreement to better understand where people are coming from even if we agree to disagree.

    Me & hashing it out on Election Eve, We share ZERO beliefs except a belief in politeness.
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    7 Nov 2016

    Mazel Tov cocktail: 3 oz rye whiskey 1 dash sweet vermouth 1 dash Angostura bitters Drink Call your mother Repeat

    26 replies 483 retweets 1,555 likes
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    5 Nov 2016

    Trump: I hate illegal immigrants. Melania: 'I hate cyber bullies' *look at each other longingly*

    260 replies 20,099 retweets 41,326 likes
  7. 5 Nov 2016

    Yoga pants have to be like "what the hell did we do?!?!"

    Feels like they threw masturbators in there just to have the sign be symmetric.
  8. Retweeted
    2 Nov 2016

    If the Cubs win this series and is followed by our first female president, I may start to believe in God.

    436 replies 3,707 retweets 15,524 likes
  9. Retweeted
    26 Oct 2016

    Is this the greatest moment in NBA history?

    Westbrook's reaction is PERFECT.
    35 replies 726 retweets 1,184 likes
  10. 24 Oct 2016

    Hey since you are 100% sure will win how about you donate a million to women's charities if he doesn't?

  11. 24 Oct 2016

    If there wasn't gambling and I wonder how many people would actually watch the

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  12. Retweeted
    23 Oct 2016

    Um...

    That awkward moment when Russian state media reports on a new Wikileaks dump 30 minutes before Wikileaks releases it
    72 replies 954 retweets 2,028 likes
  13. 23 Oct 2016

    I guess the brand isn't valuable after all

  14. Retweeted
    23 Oct 2016

    Holy shit.

    Fellow Texas Democrats-- Texas is now a battleground ("toss up") state. Begin to believe. And get out to vote!
    139 replies 852 retweets 2,780 likes
  15. 23 Oct 2016

    It's ok to claim our election process is rigged but not ok to sit during the national anthem. supporters are idiots

  16. Retweeted
    21 Oct 2016

    Thanks Jan!

    Hillary Clinton May Have Just Won Arizona Thanks To Trump Surrogate Jan Brewer via
    43 replies 171 retweets 1,115 likes
  17. Retweeted
    19 Oct 2016

    "I will give fetuses guns to protect themselves." -- Trump, later tonight on Twitter.

    37 replies 1,435 retweets 3,688 likes
  18. Retweeted
    17 Oct 2016

    The president of America’s largest police organization on Monday issued a formal apology to communities of color.

    21 replies 679 retweets 923 likes
  19. 17 Oct 2016

    Holy shit! Is it true actually says is gay and therefore isn't someone who would assault a woman?

  20. 17 Oct 2016

    I am waiting for to say was part of a Dems plot hatched years ago.

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