Cassie Makaryk

@CJ_Makaryk

CPA, moderately-skilled parent, atheist and humanist (though I tend to like animals more than most humans).

United States
Vrijeme pridruživanja: veljača 2017.

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    Loving this Nottingham book right now, loving this quote, loving all the twists I didn’t see coming. Thank you ⁦⁦!⁩

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  2. 2. velj

    Skin care goal: get to the point where when girlfriends post photos, I don't want to punch them in their perfect faces. ❤

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  3. 1. velj

    3 yo: I want a squishy thing. Me: A pillow! 3 yo: That I chew. Me: A gummy vitamin! Communicating with a toddler is like a game of Catch Phrase except instead of a timer going off if you don't guess quick enough, it's screaming and possible injury.

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  4. 31. sij

    THAT is why new evidence is needed. Not because of a deficiency of the House to do their job, but because of the moral and patriotic deficiency of the Senate.

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  5. 31. sij

    We don't have an *unbiased* jury in the Senate. We have a Senate that has admitted that out loud. A Senate that will ONLY acknowledge the reality of Trump's corruption if enough pressure is put on them by the public to force them to do so.

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  6. 31. sij

    Republicans are struggling with how the House can say they proved their case AND say they need more evidence. The House was severely limited by Trump's obstruction but they were still able to prove their case to the degree that an unbiased jury would convict. Key word UNBIASED.

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  7. 31. sij

    3 yo: *taking a warm bath* Me: *opens the door* 3 yo: *enjoying his playtime* Me: *turns on the fan outside the door and waits* 3 yo: Me: 3 yo: Me: 3 yo: HEY YOU'RE LETTING THE COLD AIR IN. Me: *basks in the joy of revenge*

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    Till the day I die I'll NEVER understand how people heard a guy brag about sexual assault and STILL voted for him. 🤔

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  9. 25. sij

    President Trump has revealed the new logo for the US Space Force. I hear Melania came up with the design. 😉

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  10. 24. sij

    I believe right matters.

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  11. 22. sij

    What toddler said: I got my bike up the stairs, it was really hard. Like, super hard. What mommy heard: I almost just died while you were blowdrying your hair. I was almost dead. Like, super dead.

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  12. 21. sij

    Ah, introvert nightmare! I tried to be a little bit bold today and wore a leopard print shirt for the first time, and a coworker just showed up also wearing a leopard print shirt, and I'll definitely have to hear from everyone in the office now that they "didn't get the memo".

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  13. 20. sij

    As an introvert, the only thing worse than having to say good morning to everyone everyday are special days when you have to have the same conversation over and over again with every coworker -- like birthdays or when your toddler cuts open your face with his new toy battle ax.

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  14. 16. sij

    PARENTING HACK. Listen to the Senate receiving Articles of Impeachment with your children. 😃 Sergeant-at-Arms: Hear ye, hear ye, hear ye. All persons are commanded to maintain silence on pain of imprisonment... Me: Hear that [kid]? If they don't be quiet, they'll GO TO JAIL.

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    13. sij

    Free Books! (including mine!) Get 6 of the best of Forge's 2019 books by following the link! (US only) Bonus: Just RT this post (don't quote-RT it) before Friday & follow me for a side entry to win a signed copy of NOTTINGHAM!

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    لطفاً از این واقعیت غافل شوید که من یک ممنوعیت مسافرت برای شما ایجاد کردم و تهدید کرده ام که سایت های فرهنگی شما را بمباران می کنم

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  17. 11. sij

    Today I'm wearing a shade of lipstick my 3 year old refers to as "what's wrong with your lips?".

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  18. 11. sij

    Hey , I can't seem to find the word "jenius" in the dictionary. Can you look into this?

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  19. 11. sij

    From this moment on, I will refer to the president with his full and proper name: Donald Jenuis Trump.

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    Turns out the imminent threat trump was worried about was being removed by the senate.

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