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omg aren't you prohibited from engaging in this much domestic win? RT @CIA: We can neither confirm nor deny that this is our first tweet.

ahahaha classic. remember when you deposed a guatemalan president in part because of a movie called "why the kremlin hates bananas"? @CIA

RT @DrPepper: Excited about the Bold Flavor™ you'll bring to the net! RT @CIA: We can neither confirm nor deny that this is our first tweet.

ahahahaha already blocked by @CIA

@Mobute goodbye forever

lol @cia is going to try to torture me by playing nelly's "hot in herre" for four days, well guess what motherfuckers @Lana

lol the @cia only has one tweet and already it has its favstar in its bio

@CIA who did 9/11

@CIA imagen jery seinfald modarn today

Not a bad entrance. RT @CIA: We can neither confirm nor deny that this is our first tweet.

@jeffborzello That sounds like something World Wide Wes would say.

@GoodmanESPN The CIA's next tweet will be about LeBron's cramping.

@jeffborzello Or maybe how you are hiding illegal substances in that mop you call your hair.

And with its very first tweet, this Verified account wins the Internet RT @CIA We can neither confirm nor deny that this is our first tweet.

@edbott @CIA The question is whether or not to follow them :-)

@WinObs @edbott @CIA if you do it is fair to say you are following them back