This country has a long history of dead people voting. It was a matter of time before one of their own built a coalition.
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Carnahan won almost 20 years ago
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But I suppose a Republican winning is new...
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Death is merely a social construct anyway so....
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When the ppl would rather elect a dead pimp than a Democrat, it might be time for the party to consider a platform other than orange man bad.
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"So how did the election go, honey? Did you win?" "I don't wanna talk about it. "
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The response would actually be "......." Because dead.
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I was thinking of a competitor losing to a dead pimp.
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America, a land of second chances...
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The 2018est thing yet !?
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It’s either very 2018 or very 1880
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I wish "what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas" to be quite honest.
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Carried to its logical conclusion this may just be the surest way to get a real consensus throughout Congress.
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This is cool... I like this. Dems use dead voters to vote for living guy. Republicans use live voters to vote for dead guy.
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Despite being dead, that is. Not despite owning a brothel. That part is totally regular
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I think this is the Matrix operators signalling that this is all make believe and the simulation will be ending soon...
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I'm pretty sure
@Apple runs the simulations and this is a shitty IOS update.
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Not the 2018 headline we wanted, but maybe the 2018 headline we needed . . .
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I’ve heard of dead people voting, but this is

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They vote Democrat.
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