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Gay. Left of center. And if you think that means “centrist,” you’re not reading my words; you’re reading into them. #TerminallyGay

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    1. Kevin M. Kruse‏Verified account @KevinMKruse 6 May 2019

      Kevin M. Kruse Retweeted John

      I’ll say it again — Don McLean’s “American Pie” is one of the absolute worst songs ever recorded.https://twitter.com/heuristiclineup/status/1125121874755604480 …

      Kevin M. Kruse added,

      John @HeuristicLineup
      What is your most 🔥🔥🔥 take that absolutely infuriates people and you know deep down in your heart is 100% true
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      Michael in Orlando‏ @CFLMichael 6 May 2019
      Replying to @KevinMKruse

      Your take is COMPLETELY WRONG. Don McLean’s “American Pie” as recorded by the Brady Bunch is the ABSOLUTE WORST song ever recorded. Prove me wrong.https://youtu.be/7peFHjFoblk 

      4:20 PM - 6 May 2019
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      50 replies 6 retweets 219 likes
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        2. Buckeye Kelly 🚂 🚄 🚆 🚲 ✈ 🛣 🛤‏ @IndependentKel1 6 May 2019
          Replying to @CFLMichael @KevinMKruse

          God. That was beyond bad. My ears hurt.

          1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
        3. Michael in Orlando‏ @CFLMichael 6 May 2019
          Replying to @IndependentKel1 @KevinMKruse

          Its “American Pie” in six different “keys.”

          0 replies 0 retweets 10 likes
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        2. Kevin M. Kruse‏Verified account @KevinMKruse 6 May 2019
          Replying to @CFLMichael

          Sweet Fancy Jesus

          11 replies 3 retweets 263 likes
        3. "Poz"‏ @LeslieMPozsonyi 6 May 2019
          Replying to @KevinMKruse @CFLMichael

          Hahahaha, oh shite... Winner

          0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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        2. Gordie Chisholm‏ @gbchisholm 6 May 2019
          Replying to @CFLMichael @KevinMKruse

          My ears are bleeding...

          1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
        3. Michael in Orlando‏ @CFLMichael 6 May 2019
          Replying to @gbchisholm @KevinMKruse

          Then my job here is done. 😂

          0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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        1. IamTracy‏ @Tracyeugen 6 May 2019
          Replying to @CFLMichael @KevinMKruse

          What the heck was that??? Whatever it was, I hope to never hear it again. How can we get rid of it before it hurts anyone else?

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        1. Michael Silvers‏ @MichaelSilvers8 6 May 2019
          Replying to @CFLMichael @KevinMKruse

          you win...who's idea was it to make those kids sing this song??? that's cruel...

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        1. August Horvath‏ @THB_Dad 6 May 2019
          Replying to @CFLMichael @KevinMKruse

          Incredible. I feel scarred. Shatner was like Bing Crosby compared to that.

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        1. Sheri‏ @DrSheriV 6 May 2019
          Replying to @CFLMichael @KevinMKruse

          Oh, that’s bad.

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