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.@a_j_r ok I'm putting my iPad mini away aka bye twitter for another 4 months probably
I think I'm one-eighth German do I get a goal too?
Honestly may make some popcorn, setup a lawn chair on South U and watch people drill it tonight.
Tripped over a snow drift then some drunk kid hit me in the face with a snowball. Yea well fuck you too Michigan.
Found an old gem of @CEWendel. He mastered the selfie face long before Snapchat. pic.twitter.com/eMBYnJsNcj
Topanga was a bitch.
How I imagine @umichfootball's meeting with Doug Nussmeier went: http://i.imgur.com/UjXJn5u.gif
Trey Burke watching his Michigan Wolverines in the hallway of American Airlines Center before the Jazz game. pic.twitter.com/muoWxYE65O
Yeah eat shit UTEP, I'm seeing triple but that guy was fuckin wide open. I have to tell Evans to quit switching my pain killers with molly.
It's been 749 days since Michigan scored a touchdown against Michigan State. But lol who's counting.
Only 6 days until basketball season
Chances I start this year 0%, Chances I give Duke 30 this year 50%, Chances my shirt comes off tonight 100%
Just read in my psychology book that drunkenness is a major sign of alcoholism. #whoknew #learningisfun
S/O to Vince Gilligan and the BB writers. Left no loose ends, just like Heisenberg would have wanted it.
Dwight Howard says he wants to shoot 80% at free throws. Similarly, I want to bang Kate Upton - only difference is I actually have a chance
Wonder, blunder, salve, solve.
Lead mobile dev @KhanAcademy. Chasing the Illustrated Primer.
Helped build iOS 4.1–8 on the UIKit team.
fun fact. "became" isn’t about a woman or a dog. it's about a homie on a negative path. fear for him. eventually, fear him. #thefamilysign
buying knives and weird shit like that on amazon cause i dont support the man but i still like great deals
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