Hello, I'm the American President in a movie. I'm well spoken and respected. My paternal wisdom is heard by everyone and my decisions never lead to bad things.
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*cries in Sorkinese*
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Hello, I'm a computer in a movie. I have a sound effect for every single thing that changes on my screen no matter how trivial.
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Have you used Windows Vista though?
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I tried but this is all I get when I install itpic.twitter.com/rLkmXcPTJ1
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"News cameramen are never good charact-"pic.twitter.com/UuaArjXm5b
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Hi I am a German in a movie. I am a techno music loving nudist from the state of Bavaria. I don't enjoy small talk but love beer and my trusty Luger P08. In the German adaptation I am Russian of course.
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Hello, I’m holding a cup of coffee in a movie that’s supposed to be full but is obviously empty the way I fling it around like it’s lighter than a dime.
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Hello, I'm a
#puppeteer in a movie. I'm socially inept, live for my art, & make no money. I dress in a way that makes me look like a magician or a renaissance painter. My few friends call my puppets "dolls". I resort to lies and/or magic to get with ladies. My puppet is evil.Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Well, that was a fun rabbit hole!
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I have no clue who Lindsay Ellis is. I've never heard of them, never interacted with them, and yet they have me blocked. Why do people just block people they never interact with? It's weird.
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she's that girl who played "the nostalgia chick", basically a mad feminist and if she's blocked you, she must also be islamophobic
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*grabs Alexa sxt and runs with it on my shoulder* hey uh I'm a news cameraman *doesn't have a power source, eng lens system, audio system, or focusing system on board* I look super pro right

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You must have seen The Meg... clearly productions Alexa Mini with cinema primes being used as a news camera lol
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Hello, I’m a janitor in a movie, I’m typically a minority for reasonable reasons that aren’t racist, I wear big headphones and clean during business hours. I’m oblivious to anything going on beyond the length of my mop. Also I only use a mop and only wear a light blue jumpsuit.
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Hello, I'm a podcaster in a mo-- Oh.
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Hello I’m literally anyone using a computer I use only my keyboard to navigate a GUI
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I'm pretty sure people who make movies know how a real cameraman works, why do they picture them in such a cliché way ?
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