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    Captain Disillusion‏Verified account @CDisillusion Jan 3

    Captain Disillusion Retweeted Lindsay Ellis  🐝 🐝

    Hello, I’m a news cameraman in a movie. I hold my camera by the top handle while it’s on my shoulder, run up to my subjects then jog backwards w/them, shifting my aim randomly. The plucky reporter I work with has a thing for me. I’d tell you more, but this is not a speaking role.https://twitter.com/thelindsayellis/status/1081070403764645888 …

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    Lindsay Ellis  🐝 🐝Verified account @thelindsayellis
    Hello, I'm a government agent in a movie. I have no family and I never take my sunglasses off. I have no concept of clearance, who has it or who needs it, and I always wear a tailored suit. https://twitter.com/ChrisMartinPr/status/1080861857013846016 …
    10:57 pm - 3 Jan 2019
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    • Out-of-Pocket Prince 🦇 𝕶𝖗𝖎𝖘 𝕻𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖔𝖒 🦇 I'm Eric Juanra Rayas 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈Tegusek🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 Lê Đức Gia Huy RetroX Carlos or Something Cecilia Nguyen
    28 replies . 49 retweets 869 likes
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      2. Jan Gaebel‏ @gaebeljay Jan 3
        Replying to @CDisillusion

        Hello, I'm the American President in a movie. I'm well spoken and respected. My paternal wisdom is heard by everyone and my decisions never lead to bad things.

        2 replies . 0 retweets 17 likes
      3. Henry‏ @HenryShotFirst Jan 4
        Replying to @gaebeljay @CDisillusion

        *cries in Sorkinese*

        0 replies . 0 retweets 7 likes
      4. End of conversation
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      2. Brent Patterson / Brett Peterson‏ @brentpatterson Jan 3
        Replying to @CDisillusion

        Hello, I'm a computer in a movie. I have a sound effect for every single thing that changes on my screen no matter how trivial.

        1 reply . 1 retweet 63 likes
      3. Looud‏ @Looud6 17h17 hours ago
        Replying to @brentpatterson @CDisillusion

        Have you used Windows Vista though?

        1 reply . 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Herlander Pinto‏ @hdiogopinto 16h16 hours ago
        Replying to @Looud6 @brentpatterson @CDisillusion

        I tried but this is all I get when I install itpic.twitter.com/rLkmXcPTJ1

        1 reply . 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Looud‏ @Looud6 16h16 hours ago
        Replying to @hdiogopinto @brentpatterson @CDisillusion

        Nice

        0 replies . 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Isaiah Richardson‏ @IsaiahR_Studios Jan 4
        Replying to @CDisillusion

        "News cameramen are never good charact-"pic.twitter.com/UuaArjXm5b

        0 replies . 0 retweets 12 likes
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      1. Tobias Wegner‏ @uaremytodolist 23h23 hours ago
        Replying to @CDisillusion

        Hi I am a German in a movie. I am a techno music loving nudist from the state of Bavaria. I don't enjoy small talk but love beer and my trusty Luger P08. In the German adaptation I am Russian of course.

        0 replies . 0 retweets 6 likes
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      1. maxcap60‏ @maxcap60 Jan 4
        Replying to @CDisillusion

        Hello, I’m holding a cup of coffee in a movie that’s supposed to be full but is obviously empty the way I fling it around like it’s lighter than a dime.

        0 replies . 0 retweets 5 likes
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      1. ANDREW JAMES SPOONER‏ @theonlyspoon Jan 4
        Replying to @CDisillusion

        Hello, I'm a #puppeteer in a movie. I'm socially inept, live for my art, & make no money. I dress in a way that makes me look like a magician or a renaissance painter. My few friends call my puppets "dolls". I resort to lies and/or magic to get with ladies. My puppet is evil.

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      1. Brandon Keating‏Verified account @BrandonTalks Jan 3
        Replying to @CDisillusion

        pic.twitter.com/XzXL75kvXJ

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      1. Captain_Pickleshanks‏ @pickleshanks Jan 4
        Replying to @CDisillusion

        Well, that was a fun rabbit hole!

        0 replies . 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. 6raabir Boubi  ☪️‏ @6raabir_Boubi Jan 4
        Replying to @CDisillusion

        I have no clue who Lindsay Ellis is. I've never heard of them, never interacted with them, and yet they have me blocked. Why do people just block people they never interact with? It's weird.

        1 reply . 0 retweets 1 like
      3. DrStevenson‏ @DrStevenson5 22h22 hours ago
        Replying to @6raabir_Boubi @CDisillusion

        she's that girl who played "the nostalgia chick", basically a mad feminist and if she's blocked you, she must also be islamophobic

        0 replies . 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Evangeline  🏳️‍🌈‏ @Eva__Matthews Jan 3
        Replying to @CDisillusion

        *grabs Alexa sxt and runs with it on my shoulder* hey uh I'm a news cameraman *doesn't have a power source, eng lens system, audio system, or focusing system on board* I look super pro right 😉

        1 reply . 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Wes Anthony‏ @firehouse_ca 22h22 hours ago
        Replying to @Eva__Matthews @CDisillusion

        You must have seen The Meg... clearly productions Alexa Mini with cinema primes being used as a news camera lol

        0 replies . 0 retweets 1 like
      4. End of conversation
      1. Berndt Erikson‏ @Berndt_LVS 17h17 hours ago
        Replying to @CDisillusion

        Hello, I’m a janitor in a movie, I’m typically a minority for reasonable reasons that aren’t racist, I wear big headphones and clean during business hours. I’m oblivious to anything going on beyond the length of my mop. Also I only use a mop and only wear a light blue jumpsuit.

        0 replies . 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Fiddleback‏ @Fiddleback Jan 3
        Replying to @CDisillusion

        Hello, I'm a podcaster in a mo-- Oh.

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      1. Mati Sampieri‏ @mati_sampieri 16h16 hours ago
        Replying to @CDisillusion

        Hello I’m literally anyone using a computer I use only my keyboard to navigate a GUI

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      1. Nathan Ducamin‏ @NDucamin Jan 4
        Replying to @CDisillusion

        I'm pretty sure people who make movies know how a real cameraman works, why do they picture them in such a cliché way ?

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