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If you feel the need to breathe into a Tostitos bag to tell if you're drunk, you are #drunk.

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New Tostitos bag acts as breathalyzer, will tell you if it is safe for you to drive on Super Bowl Sunday. Story >> ht.ly/mijb308o3HM

2:28 AM · Jan 27, 2017

only suckers pay for this

doritos are a trash chip

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Doritos has an ingredient that makes it harder to tell when you're full. Pure evil.

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"Why is Denny not wearing pants and crying and on the floor breathing into that bag of chips?" "He wants to see if he can drive home."

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Fantasy Jeanyus

@FantasyJeanyus

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If you have to blow into a Tostitos bag to know if you're intoxicated, for the love of all that is holy, DO NOT DRIVE twitter.com/KCTV5/status/8

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welp

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that's p genius, tho, cuz you gotta finish the bag first

btw, there are all these breathalyzers out there -- how hard is it to just have one drink, or find alt-transportation?

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[alpha voice] 290? Sounds like a choke down four iron.

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Keeping fading this guy who can jump and catch at the same time

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