I dare them to try and take away my seeing-eye beetle.
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My emotional support spider
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But TSA screeners fondling people’s junk is ok

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I have several questions ...
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Not enough.
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You mean I can't bring my llama?
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So my gator is still safe?
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Goats
who takes goats on an airplane
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I just pictured hedgehogs serving drinks on a plane and it made me happy. BRING BACK THE SERVICE HEDGEHOGS.
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How dare they ban my emotional support dung beetle.
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Oh yeah? What about my genetically engineered insecto-hedgoatferret?? Hunh???
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I'm afraid to know the backstories behind why this was necessary.
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This nonsense is out of control. If you must have your animal with you stay the hell home! Whatever happened to quarantine issues?
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Good decision
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It's remarkable they even had to discuss it.
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And not skunks....hmmm
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It's official, AA are nuts
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It's official...the American people are nuts for that to have become necessary.
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