Holy shit, this is not an Onion article. I was so sure I didn't realize until I clicked the link.
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Time to drain the swamp of shady scott.
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And yet Nothing will happen
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Agent 007 Pruitt has created the perfect back channel for him and his oily buddies and gawd knows who else? I smell cigars and vodka
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He is busted.
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