This would be logic. Not many big fans of logic in trump country...
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He's training to answer all questions with "I don't recall"
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@realDonaldTrump is going to try the old "I plead the 5th"...pic.twitter.com/YkpxMNomIX
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I would pay real money to watch how djt prepares to testify before mueller
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Who needs preparation to tell the truth?
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Preparation H
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Trump's interview preparation consists of having a golf cart installed in the secret White House escape tunnels.
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This will be the easiest win in the entire investigation. He'll perjure himself inside of 5 minutes.
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Someone should tell Trump he’s invited to a teen beauty pageant. And instead Mueller should jump out on stage and yell, “Surprise!” That’d be the best episode in this nightmare reality tv show.
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Prepares by surgery to render himself unable to speak
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Sadly, I think it all may come to absolutely nothing. He’s the poster child for the privileged class. The last and best hope for total white supremacy in America. Will the rapidly crumbling status quo really allow their champion to fall?
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He is wearing a rubber band on his wrist and every time he lies he has to snap it. If he tells the truth he gets chocolate cake. So far they've gone through a lot of rubber bands and the cake is getting stale...
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Why don't you spell it out? Who said this? Why is it coming out now? Initial prep for Trump is putting down his phone.
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