They are coming for Trump, thank god!
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Well they were but their beam couldn't pick the tub of lard up
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This is so fucked up

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That was me! I put a rocket on my back to prove the earth is flat. It really hurt.
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Somewhere the pilot of an aircraft that's not supposed to exist just laughed over his coffee.
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And holy crap, why so many trump tweets? I did not see anything regarding trump in this story. The obsession from the liberals side is incredible. I think they support him way more than they want to believe. They've already made him an instant classic.
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You know aliens are liberals, right?
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Lmao so true!!
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Seriously?! Can we please ask the nice aliens to come back later...this planet has enough on its’ plate right now
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I Want to Believe
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I love the photo they used for Arizona's Sonoran desert. Large body of water, lush green trees. Maybe a dolphin jumps from the water.
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Please take our leader.
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