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    CBS News‏Verified account @CBSNews Mar 12

    A thief fumbles as he tries to fit a large gumball machine through a small doggy door at an animal shelter. His robbery didn't go exactly as planned.pic.twitter.com/70pbwewluA

    10:35 AM - 12 Mar 2018
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      1. ron minaee‏ @stixsandstones Mar 12
        Replying to @CBSNews

        That is what a moron looks like! If he had a lot of money, he could apparently become President!

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      1. John P.‏ @235john Mar 12
        Replying to @CBSNews

        When they catch him, FEED HIM TO THE DOGS...

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      2. Brian Archibald‏ @archiebs Mar 12
        Replying to @CBSNews

        This looks like a preview of how Trump will attempt to negotiate with NK.

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      2. Matt Meyerson‏ @MattRPRT Mar 12
        Replying to @CBSNews

        all that for $7.75 in quarters. Sad.

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      4. Matt Meyerson‏ @MattRPRT Mar 12
        Replying to @sleepy_sob @CBSNews

        then why did he break the entire top off? it is worthless without it. He is a petty thief with 💩 for brains.

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. AJTEZ‏ @AJtez Mar 12
        Replying to @CBSNews

        Maybe he just really needed to do his laundry? #DarwinAwards

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      1. James V Howard‏ @jvhoward1 Mar 12
        Replying to @CBSNews @JimWilliamsCBS2

        Poor spatial reasoning? How about total lack of rational thought. Was he going to sell this for scrap metal ? because the thing was destroyed in the theft. Sad, really.

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      1. Ben Tallmadge‏ @TallmadgeBen Mar 12
        Replying to @CBSNews

        #DarwinAwards

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      1. CINDY LOU II‏ @USMCBRAT2 Mar 12
        Replying to @CBSNews

        This is definitely a Darwin Award contender.

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      1. Ted Overbay‏ @overbay_ted Mar 12
        Replying to @CBSNews

        It’s going to take a real gumshoe to solve this case.

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      1. ron minaee‏ @stixsandstones Mar 12
        Replying to @CBSNews

        That looks like Trump trying to run with our environment, rights, freedom of speech, health insurance, democracy, checks and balances, etc.

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      1. Wyatt‏ @WootenWyatt Mar 12
        Replying to @CBSNews

        Who the hell thinks to themselves "yea, I think I'll steal a gumball machine today."

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      1. Jimmy‏ @JimmyEducator Mar 12
        Replying to @CBSNews

        😂 welcome to America!

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      1. The Unknown Entity‏ @the_evil_entity Mar 12
        Replying to @CBSNews

        😂

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      1. George_S‏ @Greek_Canadian Mar 12
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        😂😂😂😂😂🤡🤡🤡🤡

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      1. philip malan‏ @pmalan1979 Mar 12
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        This is here in sacramento. I hope this guy is caught soon.

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      1. Jess‏ @The_DisneyNerds Mar 13
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