"Dear Lord Rambo Jesus, standn' there shirtless with your ripped abs, hold'n an AR-15 in each of your massive arms and wearing a MAGA bandanna ta keep your beautiful hair out of your rugged face, please bless us as we follow your little, less-intelligent-brother, Donald..."pic.twitter.com/Og3keTgRaS
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You are the best! It’s actually sad but I can’t stop laughing!
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"Sometimes you gotta laugh to keep from crying."
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We are surviving in the Nation of The Bizarre
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What the serious fuck? They married their guns?
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Pennsylvania churchgoers bring AR-15 rifles, wear bullet crowns to commitment. Priest blesses machines gun. Cult of the Gun. Cult of killing. Insane.
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Because Jesus loves assault rifles.
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This is why the aliens don’t visit us. This is why we can’t have nice things. This is...

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Gives a new feeling to the
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Jesus definitely shaking his head on this one.
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