Border Police to Elephant: "Okay...okay, stop right there...what have you got hidden in the trunk???" or how about.... Border Police to Elephant: "Passport?" Elephant (with confused look): "No....I'm a pachyderm, but thanks for asking!"
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Why did the Elephant cross the border?? Eleph I know!!
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Just goes to prove that elephants are very smart creatures. Maybe he had some business to attend to that couldn't wait until morning!
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DACA elephant, training for Trump's wall!
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It’s like me just so I can scratch a country off my world map
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Then, you need to get to the Maldives.
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I need to tuck into Africa next year, can’t wait to see creatures in the wild
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Which parts of Africa? Maaan. That’ll be one helluva adventure.
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Not sure whether to break it up or do some mammoth 60 day thing. All depends on work I guess
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60 days is quite a commitment. May be overwhelming and a massive shock to the system.
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I think same but I find towards 2nd/3rd week is when I am totally absorbed in a country. 60 days and I’d probably be able to dance
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Picture of Trump's Wall ?
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his passport was in his trunk....bwahahahaahha
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Gotta admit, that's some great elephant music.
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This elephant is very cheeky no pass port but at his size who’s going to stop him
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This is interesting
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