He'll be buried as soon as they can find someone who understands the self-assembly coffin instructions. (Too soon?)
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I hadn’t seen your response before writing mine. Sick minds think alike.
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His family is trying to put together his funeral, but they can’t find the instructions.
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I understand his family is angry with him for this!pic.twitter.com/4CIArsyi14
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How many Allen wrenches does the coffin require?
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R.I.P. IKEA is a very good company.
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Great vision.
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Clearly thwarted by the Socialist State.
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Poor quality furniture fit for the county landfill
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Prayers for his family. May he rest in eternal heaven....
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