How about instead, they could just smoke weed?
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How do you think they got to the tide?
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Not by smoking weed.
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Tide is a gateway drug. Do something, Mr Sessions!
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Please don’t give the evil ELF any ideas!



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Shhh! Trying to distract him with shiny things. (He's not very bright...)
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I can’t argue with that! 

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Darwin will sort this out.
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I’ve heard of eating clean, but this is crazy.
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Definitely falls under the guise of "cleanse ".
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If your friends jumped off a bridge, would you? (Swallows detergent pod.)
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