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*Winfrey/Paltrow 2020* Everyone gets a coffee enema!
Regular coffee basically IS an enema...
If I was drinking coffee when I read this I would have spit it out.
I got an idea. You might have heard of it before. Just DRINK the coffee
i'll only charge $130
sold! when can I come over
All proceeds go to the #oprah2020 campaign.
In my mind, Gwyneth Paltrow is just a beautiful alien sent to Earth by an all goddess galaxy intent on ridding our universe of beings with inferior intelligence.
There aren’t enough eye rolling gifs in the universe for this. I’m sure Gwyneth will be donating all the coffee enema proceeds to the #metoo
campaign
I would not even pay $5 for a cup of Starbucks
Look I'm not trying to brag, but I'm certain I could get coffee in my ass for less than $10.
I wasn't familiar with Gwyneth Paltrow's lifestyle website so I clicked wondering why her picture was here. Goop sounds more like the name of a coffee enema company because that's what comes out afterwards
If someone receives a COFFEE enema and suffers complications, is that GROUNDS for a lawsuit?

Rim shot.....
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