Strike a funny pose so your burnt, statuesque remains will be an entertaining monument to future mutant generations
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Impeaching POTUS45 is the first step in preparedness
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Alcohol. Lots of alcohol so ya don't feel the burn.
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Just remove the biggest threat to our health, well-being, & national security: the president. Problem solved, much time, money, and human lives saved in a jiffy! Geez, does the CDC need a brain surgeon to tell them that?
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Reassuring, thanks
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When I was a kid "the hippies down the street" had this poster on their front door.pic.twitter.com/qkGrNAxbkr
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BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH....
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Wow. Same as Obama’s...
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Only briefing we need to know is immediately upon seeing the brilliant flash of nuclear explosion, bend over and place your head firmly between your legs. Then kiss your ass goodbye.
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there will be no nuclear war North Korea does not have nuclear weapons they have no satellites to guide there missiles.They hit one of there own cities with a missile.
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