I explained this I sweat when I'm nervous.
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“Better out than in...I always say” - Shrek
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Holy crap !
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Somebody fart
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Maybe there was a passenger on board from that United Flight that got diverted yesterday when someone plastered their fecal matter all over the lavatories!
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Probably someone who connected from a crappy American Airlines flight
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Fart?
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And flight attendants thinking: damn that'll be a fucking muslim, I bet.
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Can you rely on boarding a plane and being able to fly away?
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Muslims on board
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And the rest of the story: Obama was on the plane!
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Did it smell like urine and cabbage?
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Beans?
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Does anyone smell
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We were turned around on our way to PR once when a tub of pineapple concentrate fell over in baggage area, and the pilot had to ask if we knew what it was. Frightening. Clothes reeked of pineapple, but all were safe.
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Any old excuse will do now we know what's happening lol
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Must of had a shitty customer on board
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Damn burrito..
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