Hi Vlad? I am gonna have to start a war with Iran... To hot in the kitchen ya know.... Ya go ahead move on Ukraine, that will take their minds off the witchhunt
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Oh and by the way, can you send some fresh teen girls over... the fellas are getting hungry! I promised the boys if they voted for the “Tax Reform” they would each get one for Xmas! And none of the English speaking ones this time. They are to troublesome.
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Don't forget the ones who like the... Ya know... What's Russian for pee-pee
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And don’t forget to get your lad’s to plant that stuff at Jared’s place. Bobby is getting close, time to offer him a piece offering.
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Ha!! The sacrificial goat!!
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That is just disrespectful to goats... lol
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I have been meaning to ask when I can expect the interview? I applied to be secretary of foreign affairs under your Presidency? It's just that I got a counter offer from Namibia
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I will take the request under advisement, as we are still dealing with some electrical challenges down here, you may consider Namibia as a reliable employer. Would be happy to send a letter of recommendation. And some golf balls...
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American democracy is teetering on the edge. Trump isn't discussing the weather with Putin. He is receiving detailed instructions from the dictator of a hostile foreign nation. America fell victim to a coup, that is being finalized between co-conspirators.
#ImpeachTheTraitor
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Good grief. Next they’ll be texting to decide which show to binge-watch during their besties sleepover. Every intelligence office concludes Russia interfered in the American election. And this is how the president responds? Makes one wonder what Trump owes Putin....
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It's not father's day. Weird.
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OMG we are in big trouble. I've never felt fear like this in my own country.
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@PressSec says America is so safe now with@realDonaldTrump ... Lies lies lies
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“How are you.” “I am fine.” “Let us make sure this transcript is accurate.” “Acknowledged.” (a pause) “Conversation complete.” “Agreed.”
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Again?! WTF
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