How the hell are you going to have a birth without a pair of heterosexual parents?? Adoption is adoption, not a birth. Those are the papers that should be changed!!
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WTF. Do these morons not realize how children are made?
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It's a birth certificate omg
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AR law requires a married woman, who just gave birth, to put the name of HER HUSBAND on the certificate, even if HE'S NOT THE DAD

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Write all docs in neutral terms. No more he or she. All laws.
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