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#1. Leave now. (eol)
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- get drunk - have sex - push weak and elderly people aside for your own wellbeing - immediately eat everything - pee - poo - smoke a J
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All nonsense. Might as well hire a witchdoctor to shoo away the storm. Do about as well.
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we need to start rebuilding from HURRICANE DONNY DIPSHIT THE DISASTER
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Calling bullshit on the dishwasher. It's assuming your contractor wasn't a lazyass and that the water doesn't reverse through the drain.
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You know what to do!
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How do I Hack the hurricane away from my wife and child?
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