It's 3 am. Gotta fill the 24 hour news cycle. I liked the world better when people slept.
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Sleep…I remember that. Now I just cat nap between Twitter updates.
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Remember. The Silent function on your phone is your friend.
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I don't have notifications on, just the cat-like awareness of the networked hive mind. You too will become one with the Borg.
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You should have taken it in the butt.
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I wouldn't put it past her that she hadn't!
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She looks like she thinks her butt is too fragile. That's why she got dumped.
#takeitinthecanifyouwanttokeepaman
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Don't care. More important topics than this crap.
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I always say the same, but media programming is just that PROGRAMMING YOUR MIND TO WHAT THE FUCK THEY WANT YOU THINK!
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Oh, Gwyneth your just in time to be too late! If Pitt ever had a great girl it was Jennifer Aniston!
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Oh, boo hoo! Poor thing! NOT
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Impossible. Women are never wrong.
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Messed up? Don't we all.? Is this really news?


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Who hasn't messed up a relationship?
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We all live and learn...
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Boring as always gwyneth
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was bought out by the National Enquirer, I guess. Can't imagine Cronkite reading this on the air.
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