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"At 6:00pm, 'Can your TSA agent catch you in a footrace?'"
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let me guess; no brown people?
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Longer gloves?
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No one put cash or valuables in your luggage.
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oh okay
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I don't think they are focused on the true security threats faced by the nation.Psst,THE THREAT IS IN THE HOUSE!
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Tourism will drop billions lost cause stupid hair
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Free colonoscopies?
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