"lobster missing from checked bag, tsa work fridge empty of butter" the headline an hour later
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so break out the melted butter
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@CelaineF That LOBSTER needs to be thrown back so he can finish cleaning up the OCEAN!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@LaurenSivan Was the lobster on a "Watch List"?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Breaking news: "Lobsters can travel in either carry-on or checked bags. They're a common sight at New England airports."
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TSA crew later found in the break room where they enjoyed lobster bake and all had butter dripping from their chins
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Makes me so jealous. The lobsters sold here (Ohio Valley area) are less than a pound & cost $24/lb. My next vacation might be Boston!!
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WHOAAAAAAA
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The poor guy was just trying to sneak in before the travel ban went into effect.
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hey look, the TSA found a fucking lobster before they found a single terrorist.
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Someone gonna miss good eating lol
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