Pro tip: if you're on foot being chased by a car... run immediately in between two houses. Like a gangway. And keep running.

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Her next boyfriend will know the correct response to does this dress make me look fat
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Are you trying to compare a man leaving a MOSQUE and ran down people. woman running over B.F. usually exposed. MOSQUE TERRORISM is DIFFERENT
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What's up with people using cars as weapons now?
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This could have been me 30 yrs ago. Glad I couldn't find him.
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