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    CBS News‏Verified account @CBSNews 12 May 2017

    Attention avocado lovers: Doctors report an increase in "avocado hand" injuries http://cbsn.ws/2qeujG5 pic.twitter.com/4kDKsXGhq2

    5:01 PM - 12 May 2017
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      1. Shane Barker‏ @agentbarker 12 May 2017
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        I think Darwin had a theory about this, no?

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      1. Hell Comes For You #VetsResistSquadron‏ @Hell_HasCome 12 May 2017
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        And Now back to the Traitors in the White House who are run by an enemy of the United States of America

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      1. Paul Gross Jr.‏ @pgrossjr 12 May 2017
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        If you can't clean an avocado without cutting yourself, you have no business with a knife in your hand

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      1. dorothy fahn‏ @DorothyFahn 12 May 2017
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        I have perfect avocado slicing technique!😃👍pic.twitter.com/DBYWu3dgBk

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      1. ÁRVC‏ @rrraaalllppphhh 12 May 2017
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        @AlJavieera 😂

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      1. matt‏ @NothappyMatt 12 May 2017
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        This is official notice that we've become too inbred as a civilization.

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      1. Susan Dupree‏ @SusanDupree2 12 May 2017
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        It's possible this could be the evolutionary test of survival of the fittest.

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      1. Vernon Allen‏ @chairmanvern 13 May 2017
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        That'll save them from getting Wankers cramp instead!

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      1. Jason Flauaus‏ @JFlauaus 13 May 2017
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        You realize you don't need a sharp knife

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      1. Let me be Frank‏ @FRANKSrealPC 13 May 2017
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        Well CBS has gone completely satire at least more see it now

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      1. Dusty Dirt‏ @dustydirtface 12 May 2017
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        Did you see that dog though?

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      1. Trace of Bass‏ @the_migglest 12 May 2017
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        Holy first world problems, Batman.

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      1. Cosmo DelPiero Swift‏ @Ital_cozz21 12 May 2017
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        People are stupid so they not know how to hold a knife to cut an avocado

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      1. Jesus A Becerra‏ @jesse3436 12 May 2017
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        I don't give a dam!! Love avocados and I will died happy!! 😜

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